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So many things on my mind these days. Surgery primarily. I am scared shitless. Our garden is failing. The tomato plants that were doing so well on my window sill just shriveled up and died when we...
View ArticlePolaroid 300 Camera With Holga Macro Lenses
This is my (poor) attempt at there being something mildly useful if you google “how do I use macro lens holga polaroid fuji” that ISN’T a link on where to buy the camera or the lenses because if you’re...
View ArticleNish Nish Nish
So my daughter’s a raging racist and I’m having a really hard time being her friend right now. (Yes I know you’re not supposed to be their friend, but I am both friend and parent to Madison and that’s...
View ArticleThe Whacky Morning DJ Says Democracy’s a Joke
Since I’ve been up since about 2am and seem to be wired for sound with nothing better to do, I decided to get out the tripod I’ve never used, throw on some mascara and see if I could get the camera...
View ArticleTrying to make ends meet, trying to find some money then you die…
It’s 4:30am and I just woke up. It’s almost time to start work. (Realistically it’ll take me all morning to write this.) Blake and I have been talking a lot about life and we’ve come to the decision...
View ArticleWhat’s your damage, soldier?
Woke up this morning at 4:15am like I always do, got up and went to the bathroom without turning the light on and as soon as I start peeing, I start gagging. I grab the garbage can to my right – in the...
View ArticleReasons To Be Beautiful
I don’t know how I feel today. I’m ridiculously, stupidly, unbelievably happy about this Hole reunion things that I almost can’t even think straight or even move. Like, I don’t even know what to do. I...
View ArticleDeep, confusing waters.
So guess what? Right now, right at this very moment I am writing this blog post from Woodland Beach, which is near my house and and a woody area before the beach with boardwalks and picnic tables, some...
View ArticleBlake ate the misshapen fortune cookie.
Not sure I’m capable of a full post. Like. With paragraphs. I may just delete this line entirely. I thought I was okay and then I saw this (which is awesome and I will read later, but you should read...
View ArticleWhose house?
I’m sort of frustrated with my front yard ditchweed garden. I feel like a planted SO MUCH SHIT and nothing I actually planted ON PURPOSE decided to grow as they have in previous years! I have a few...
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